- Is Waterboarding scary? Hell yeah! Why bother using it if it wasn't?
- Is Waterboarding unpleasant? You betcha! It has to be!
- Would I allow myself to be Waterboarded? Hell no! I would scream like a bitch!
- Does Waterboarding kill or permanently damage you? Sorry folks, but the answer is no, no, no!
What I would like to know is, what did Mancow get to do for the rest of the day after getting waterboarded? Did he finish his radio show? Did he have a nice lunch at a fancy restaurant? Did he regale his friends with the horror tale of his ordeal over cocktails? Did he bump uglies with Mrs. Cow that night? The answer to all of these questions is; Mancow is alive and well to do anything and everything after his waterboarding, no matter how scary and unpleasant the ordeal was at the time, he is just fine now.
Now let us compare and contrast Mancow's ordeal with the unfortunate folks below. Do you think any these folks would gladly trade their plight for some good old fashion American waterboarding? 'Nuff said!