Biden Blunder #8,263
Poor crazy old Joe, he just cannot keep his foot out of his mouth. He is forever off message. He has spent all his money on Botox and hair plugs, when he had to go face to face with the beautiful Governor Palin. What Joe really, really, really needs is a snazzy new teleprompter or two, just like the big boy Barak.
I know you liberals are cheapskates, but I started a fund for you to donate to help Joe buy a new teleprompter. Pretend you are giving money to save an obscure animal or NARAL is going broke. Joe really needs your help, it is only a matter of time before he slips up and tells us what’s the real deal is about Barak’s birth certificate.
Please make payments to:
The Joe Biden Teleprompter Fund
123 Gaff Avenue
Blunder, DE 19706