Friday, May 1, 2009

The Joe Biden Teleprompter Fund

Biden Blunder #8,263

Poor crazy old Joe, he just cannot keep his foot out of his mouth. He is forever off message. He has spent all his money on Botox and hair plugs, when he had to go face to face with the beautiful Governor Palin. What Joe really, really, really needs is a snazzy new teleprompter or two, just like the big boy Barak.

I know you liberals are cheapskates, but I started a fund for you to donate to help Joe buy a new teleprompter. Pretend you are giving money to save an obscure animal or NARAL is going broke. Joe really needs your help, it is only a matter of time before he slips up and tells us what’s the real deal is about Barak’s birth certificate.

Please make payments to:
The Joe Biden Teleprompter Fund
123 Gaff Avenue
Blunder, DE 19706


49er16 said...

Biden reminds me of my crazy uncle. Everything he says, you just ignore.

SarahG said...

Dan Quale where are you when we need you

Leslie said...

LOL! And think...he ran for president too. It is actually scary that this guy is #2 in charge...Can't decide who is scarier #1 or #2.

Clifton B said...


I look at Joe Biden as our consolation prize for losing the election. Whenever, Obama depresses the hell out of us, here comes Joe to make a fool of himself and provides us with a much needed chuckle.

Clifton B said...

Sarah G:

Welcome to A.B.C! Dan Quale would run circles around Biden any day of the week.

Clifton B said...


I know exactly what you mean. I remember election night, trying to talk myself into thinking it may not be so bad having Obama as president. I tried to feel pride in the first black president, I was almost there then Joe Biden took the stage and I said "Sweet Jesus save us! That moron is one heart beat away from the presidentcy"!

Aprill said...

Just found your site. Love it!

And it's not just #s 1 & 2 who scare me. What about #3?!?!

Clifton B said...


Welcome to my blog, glad you like it, please come back again and again and again, LOL!

Oh yeah, after Nancy's big fat stinking lies, we should all be afraid of her sitting in the big chair. Did you catch her statements on climate change today? Stalin would be proud.

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