Saturday, March 5, 2011

Good bye treadmill, hello Hooters!

My Fox Boston: (FOX 25 / MyFoxBoston.com) - Guys, listen up. A study says it is actually healthy to stare at a woman's breasts.
Five-hundred men participated in the German study. Half were told to refrain from looking at breasts for five years, the other half were told to ogle them daily.
The study found the men who stared at breasts more often showed lower rates of heart problems, a lower resting heart rate and lower blood pressure.
The authors of the study recommend that men stare at breasts for 10 minutes a day.

I just canceled my gym membership. Hey, in these hard economic times a brother has to do what a brother has to do.

Note to my female readership: please don't consider this post a source of cheap and easy blog hits. Instead, think of this as a way to improve the health of ABC's male readership. You do want the guys fit and healthy to vote come  November 2012, right?

Via: Memeorandum
Via: My Fox Boston

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

>Five-hundred men participated in the German study. Half were told to refrain from looking at breasts for five years,


Where did they find those 250 sadistic men.

The Second Anony

Anonymous said...

I can't believe how many conservative blogs just got suckered by an internet hoax that originally appeared back in 1999.

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp

Liz said...

You are gonna love my new exposethemedia.com ad that I am in the process of finishing.

joetote said...

Yeah, it's a hoax. but, LOL!, if looking at breasts gets a man's heart pumping faster on a regular basis, in effect working the heart muscle a bit, it has to be good (tongue in cheek here) doesn't it? Beats the heck out of the treadmill!

bd said...

abc - know this is about "driving traffic"/clicks... now you are in w/ the fox news bunch - works for them, good luck!

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