Thursday, October 8, 2009

Deadbeat Dad Levi Johnston To Pose For Playgirl



ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) - Levi Johnston is going for the ultimate exposure—his bare body. 
Posing nude for Playgirl is next for the 19-year-old father of Sarah Palin's grandchild. Johnston's attorney, Rex Butler, said Wednesday that a formal agreement has not been reached with the online magazine but adds it's a "foregone conclusion" it will happen.
Johnston fathered a child with Bristol, the 18-year-old daughter of Sarah Palin, the former Republican vice presidential candidate and former Alaska governor. 
To get ready for his close-up, Johnston is training three hours a day, six nights a week at an Anchorage gym with a local body builder, Marvin Jones, a former Mr. Alaska competitor. 
Playgirl spokesman Vincent Stevens could not immediately be reached for comment.  
Right on cue. Did you ever notice that whenever Palin issues a Facebook stem-winder, the left immediately follows up with something negative? Really it is like clock work.
Now as far as Levi goes, does this boy not have any gray matter between his ears?  Really, how stupid is he not to realize he is being used in an attempt to embarrass Palin? Sadly, by the time Levi figures it out, he will be a national laughingstock and probably broke as a joke too.
I bet Levi doesn’t even realize that the majority of Playgirl buyers aren’t even girls. Like I said the other day, Levi Johnston is on a slow slide to gay porn. Now the exit question, will Tank Jones play fluffer at the Playgirl shoot?

6 comments:

MKotyk88 said...

All I can say is that Bristol was smart indeed to drop this boy like a hot potato. He's not a man at all and Bristol would be better served finding someone who is a hell of a lot more adult and responsible than this lad.

motherhen68 said...

As if the talk show circuit where he bashed the mother of his child was not shameful enough.

In my opinion, he's making a fool out of himself. Where is this boy's mother?

@eloh said...

Think about all this...can you think of a "better" way of bringing constant hurt and embarassment to the Palin family?

This is typical liberal at it's most evil.

Elizabeth said...

This makes me soo happy Sarah Palins daughter didn't marry Johnston. I feel kind of bad for him though. He is one lost young man who is going to go no where good in life.

Jeff Stone said...

Just one step closer to gay porn.

NTTIAWWT

Meadow said...

motherhen68, this boy's mother is in jail serving time for drug charges.

He has tied himself to a cement block with a long rope and is being led to the deep river by his handlers. Eventually he will be thrown aside.

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