Saturday, February 26, 2011

In The Land of Make Believe or How to Get Big Hits to Your Blog

You all know that Clifton B loves watching the traffic at Another Black Conservative soar.  I watch my Sitemeter like a hawk.

Since I was forced to take some time off from my blogging, my site stats have been less than stellar and forget about getting on Memeorandum.  In the words of Sam from The Last Tradition: Memeorandum is treating me like an ugly stepchild. 

However, there is a way to get my totals sky high again. Simply make up a story that liberals will love.  One blogger did exactly that and is now rocking the top thread on Memeorandum.

This blogger concocted a story that Scott Walker was asked to leave a restaurant in Madison, WI.  The lefties ate it up like it was Manna from Heaven!  Unfortunately, a blogger decided to dig a little deeper and the story is looking like a complete hoax.  

Even though the story is false, this lefty blogger is still pulling in the traffic on Memeorandum.  Like Troglopundit, I want my own thread on Memeorandum too. So here goes my false story of the day: Sarah Palin and Scott Walker have a secret love child, and here is the picture to prove it.

Now give me the hits damn it!

Via: Memeorandum
Via: Mind Spring
Via: Fire Dog Lake
Via: Bagger Blogger
Via: Troglopundit


Tyrone said...

That pic made me laugh out loud!!!!

I'm glad to see you blogging again, and once word gets out, your site hits will go up I'm sure. And when you finally do make it to Memorandum, it'll be for an honest story/post you wrote, and it'll be all the sweeter.

Your blog is part of my daily "check" rotation, and I check out your featured bloggers as well, so even when you don't have a new post, some of them do, so there is always something interesting/informative to read when I come here.

Janelle said...

Clifton, that is weirdly scary.

Auntie sezzzzzz... said...

"You all know that Clifton B loves watching the traffic at Another Black Conservative soar. I watch my Sitemeter like a hawk."

You are sooooooooo funny!

But I do love a man who says, he watches his stats, on his Sitemeter!

Yes!!!!!!! Real Men watch their stats! And Real Women toooooo!

not a minx, a moron, or a parasite said...


Bz said...

Ha! Too funny.

Bz said...

Ha! Toooo funny.

Gorges Smythe said...

Hey, It's GOTTA be true; I read it HERE!

Leah said...

best laugh of the day ;)

Samuel Gonzalez said...

Did it work?

Ah, the Bloggers never ending quest for traffic. As Bill Clinton often said, "I feel your pain."

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