What has got to be the zaniest thing I ever read, Michael Moore writes another open letter to Obama asking to be Rahm Emanuel’s replacement. Moore is completely delusional about what is actually going on in Washington and why Obama is failing. Here are some excerpts, tell me if you think this has anything to do with reality.
Now, don't get too giddy with excitement over my offer, because you and I are going to be up at 5 in the morning, seven days a week and I am going to get you pumped up for battle every single day (). Each morning you and I will do 100 jumping jacks and you will repeat after me:
"THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ELECTED ME, NOT THE REPUBLICANS, TO RUN THE COUNTRY! I AM IN CHARGE! I WILL ORDER ALL OBSTRUCTIONISTS OUTTA MY WAY! IF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DON'T LIKE WHAT I'M DOING THEY CAN THROW MY ASS OUT IN 2012. IN THE MEANTIME, I CALL THE SHOTS ON THEIR BEHALF! NOW, CONGRESS, DROP AND GIVE ME 50!!"
Then we will put on our jogging sweats and run up to Capitol Hill. We will take names, kick butts, and then take some more names. If we have to give a few noogies or half-nelson's, then so be it. In our pockets we will have a piece of paper to show the pansy Dems just how much they won by in 2008 -- and the poll results that show the majority of Americans oppose the Afghanistan and Iraq wars and want the bankers punished. Like drill sergeants, we will get right up in their faces and ask them, "WHAT PART OF THE PUBLIC MANDATE DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND, SOLDIER?!! DROP AND GIVE ME 50!"I would pay top dollar to see a lard ass like Michael Moore attempt a jumping jack or even jog 5 feet! I would pay even more to see Obama crash and burn attempting to follow that totalitarian attitude Moore suggests.
If you read the rest of the letter, you will find that Moore sees Obama’s set backs as merely a failure of D’s to overcome R’s. In classic liberal/ progressive fashion, Moore fails to blame the actual policies as the culprit.
Oh, one more thing, Moore offers to work for a $1 a year and sleep on a cot in some corner of the White House. That would be fine, but what the food bill? Just how many Waygu steaks can Michael Moore put away?
Via: Huffington Post